update complaints in the olden days: Now the reblog buttom is at the bottom of the post?! I enjoyed scrolling all the way back up!!! >:( ! Every time I like something there’s a little HEART that goes RED and it’s so cringe and I hate the whimsy of it >:(! They CHANGED the shade of BLUE!!!! >:(((((
update complaints now: botticellis primavera is deemed adult content. every new follower is a bot. you can’t pause videos anymore. dash looks like a twinsta clone. they’re taking reblog chains from us.
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“the time will pass anyways” has truly rocked me to my core since reading it and changed my life.
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had a dream about it becoming a trend to do trust falls with a bird and everybody had their own little bird. i had this grumpy looking grey-blue fella who had very fluffy legs and feet and was able to retract its claws (•ө•)♡
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My favorite gag is mixing up the distinction between oft confused terms. Like, oh no, it’s quite simple: stalactites have hit the earth’s surface but stalagmites are found in space. Meteorites can be distinguished by their round snouts and asteroids by their sharper snouts. Oh, and remember: crocodiles hang from the ceiling. It’s alligators that point up from the ground.
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IT’S JULY 20, IT’S MOON LANDING DAY, DID YOU LEAVE MILK AND COOKIES OUT FOR THE MOON
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